My Plaything: McKenzie Lee

This might be my favorite dvd in the "My Plaything" series, and it's all due to the overall hotness and dirtyness of McKenzie Lee. I might like McKenzie just because she's British, I don't know, or it might be her big fake titties, or perhaps it's her ability to moan in delight as her asshole gets pounded, whatever it is she's got a hold on me. Unlike some other titles in the "My Plaything" series, this dvd is also free of technical goofs, no dropping audio or anything else that gets in the way of the sex and the fun.

I was not a fan of McKenzie before seeing this dvd, and hadn't realy ever heard of her before, but she was made for an interactive dvd. She fucks like a goddess and that British accent is absolutely perfect for interactive, we get so many intearctives with women who barely speak English, ti's about time we got one who speaks Queen's English.

The Good: The best thing is that McKenzie likes to fuck. She's a joy to watch whether she has a cock in her ass or her pussy. While I'm not a fan of the new My Plaything "naughty must mean ass fucking and nice means in her twat" when using the mood control, it hardly matters with McKenzie. McKenzie lets you fuck her in the butt in cowgirl, rev. cowgirl, and mish, you only get vaginal penetration in doggie.

The blowjob is pretty good, wtih McKenzie taking the first half of the load directly in her mouth. Her hand/mouth technique is really good, and she seems to really enjoy sucking a dick. Her dirty talk during the blowjob is also outstanding. Unfortunately, as with all My Plaything dvds, the blowjob cumshot is the only real one on the disc. I'm just glad it's a good one.


I'm not usually a fan of the "tease" section on interactive dvds, but that's not the case with Miss Lee. Her filithy mouth keeps your interest the entire way through the tease, and is a real turn on. You usually only get three tease scenes per disc, but this dvd offers a fourth option called "full body." In full body McKenzie frigs her pussy lightly and talks about what she wants you to do to her. This is one of the hottest things on this disc.

The photography on this disc is also fabulous, as are all the sets and interacrtive menus. I like most of this DVD, and like it a lot.

The Bad: The one cumshot is really bad, and as I've stated before, I'm not a fan of the new "bad is assfucking, nice is pussy fucking" way of thinking that has crept into the My Plaything series, but those are my only real complaints.

What you get: Tease (pussy/ass/tits/body) Masturbation (dildo/fingers/vibrator/), Do You/Do Me (pussy eating, you with the dildo/finger, blowjob with real cumshot, Sex (mish/mish anal, doggie, rev cowgirl/rev cowgirl anal, cowgirl, cowgirl anal). There's also a good bonus scene wtih McKenzie and a nice interview.

Overall Grade: A (I'll give a My Plaything an A+ only when we get at least three real cumshots.)

Total Interactive Control of Alektra Blue

I have very mixed feellings about this DVD. I was expecting some really great things after Zero Tolerance's Jenna Haze disc, but this title didn't deliver. It's not horrible, and there's a lot to like about it, but there's a lot to complain about. Alektra was absolutely volcanic on the "Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze" dvd a few months ago, and I was thrilled when I heard she would be getting her own title, but this one just isn't as good. It's got a lot of the same features, but there's sort of an amateurish feel about it.

The Good: Alektra Blue is a fierceom fuck, and generally the sex scenes shine. She's really fantastic in the "dress up scenes" (bonus interactive sex in either a dominatrix getup or a schoogirl outfit), and she's utterly believable as the female out to dominate you. I think those were my favorite scenes, she seems like a natural in the dom role. The double blowjob scene with Hillary Scott is another plus, mostly because Hillary is just so damn fine. This is another disc with real cumshots, and Alektra takes two loads on her face, a bunch all over her body, and three creampies.

Unlike the Jenna Haze dvd, the orgasm options are a lot more limited. You can only shoot a load in Alektra during the regular sex scenes, and the blowjob scene only has one cumshot, instead of one in her mouth and one on her face. This was a big dissapointment, but I still have to give the production team (and the male talent) props for eight times the normal amount of real cumshots.

There is a special section on this disc called "fetish" which features a titty fuck and a foot fuck, both with real cumshots. That was a nice surprise, and both scenes were well done. Instead of the usual "naughty/nice" feature, this disc features "sexy" and "slutty." About the only difference is that Alketra calls you a "fucking pervert" during the slutty scenes, she's slutty throughout the movie.

The Bad: While Alektra is a worthy candidate for an interactive disc, and this disc does her some justice, it has a lot of problems. The audio is terrible in places, especially during the masturbation sequences. There is only one menu screen, so after every "act" you go back to the same spot with the same dialogue repeating over and over, that's just lazy in 2007. The biggest dissapointment is the lack of camera angles. Many scenes only have one angle, and nearly all the cumshots do. Some of the angles, especially on the cumshots, are horrible too. There are a few shots in the mish posistion where all you see is the guy's dick cumming, there's no perspective on where it goes. I want to see that load on those titties.

A lot of the cumshot scenes are a bit too long. The "pop" during the double blowjob scene is two minutes long, with most of those two minutes leading up to the actual cumshot. That's weird in this day and age, where "cum" means cum now, not in two minutes. It's things like that which make me wonder if the director and editor know what an interactive dvd is really suppossed to be like. The normal blowjob scene is also a dissapointment, it's a good scene, but it's one of those "Alektra is playing a role" moments, this time that of a maid. It would have been nice as a stand alone or bonus scene, instead it's the only standard blowjob scene. If you want to watch this movie and have everything click together, same outfits, same attitude, you can't. It feels sort of thrown together.

When a scene ends it goes back to it's beginning, which sometimes means Alektra goes from sucking your cock to standing ten feet away from you talking about sucking your cock. That's really shitty and could have been fixed in about ten minutes. The video is full of scenes like that, and it's really dissapointing. The cowgirl scene is the most bizaree, you simply go straight for the ass fucking, but when you press on the button for the cream pie your dick ends up in her pussy again. Weird, it's like they lost the tape with the regular cowgirl pussy fucking.

What you get: Stripping scenes with three outfits to be removed (dominatrix/schoolgirl/maid), masturbation with horrible audio and no mulitiple angles (fingers/dildo pussy/dildo ass), Kissing/strap-on play with Hillary Scott, double bj, sex (mish, cowgirl, doggie), anal (mish, cowgirl, doggie), more straight sex in dom and schoolgirl outfits. The package also contains a bonus disc with a ton of behind the scenes footage and a few extra Alektra bonus scenes.

Final Grade: B I'm giving this one a B only for the A+ performance of Alektra and the C- production and half finished feel on parts of this disc. I think it equals out that way.

My Plaything: Stacy Valentine

For the past seven years Digital Sin's "My Plaything" series has been the gold standard in interactive porn. Each "Plaything" disc tends to feature a gorgeous A-level girl, superb photography, good audio, and lots of great sex. The Stacy Valentine edition was no exception. It's a little bit dated now, it was their third attempt, but it's still good for a yank or two.

The Good: Stacy. Stacy. Stacy. She's a hottie and a talker, and fucks like an energizer bunny. The masturbation scenes are especially good on this disc, with the dildo scene ending with "I want you to fuck me right now." I always liked that, these days the "Plaything" discs end the same way they start, to ensure continuous semi-seems real looping. After watching a girl cum on DVD, why I would I want to repeat the same scene? Having her tell me she wants to fuck is preferable. The interactive menus that introduce each segment (Tease, Masturbation, Please You/Please Me, Sex) are all a joy to watch, and Stacy warms you up nicely for all four.

The blowjob on this disc is great, though the guy blows a very tiny almost ignorable load. Would have been better to see a big load on her face, but at least she got some dribble on her face. The fucking is what makes this disc, it's fast and furious, and Stacy genuinely seems to enjoy herself. I especially preferred the "Scissors" posistion.

The Bad: If you are familiar with "My Plaything" you already know that all the cumshots, with the exception of one oral one, are all digitally faked. This one is no exception. Making things worse on this disc is that Stacy or her stud have to rip the condom he's wearing off before spraying digital jizz. Lame. The opening menu is also completely silent, no music, no talking, kind of creepy.

I've always found the whole "Do You Do Me" feature on the "Plaything" discs stupid. Most guys don't sit below their girlfriend's banging them with a dildo. I'd love to see some extra sex inserted in there instead. For those of you who love anal, that's not on this disc either.

What you get: Tease/Strip show. masturbation-fingers, sybian, dildo. Sex-mish, cowgirl, rev. cowgirl, scissors, doggie. There's also simulated pussy eating, and some fingering/dildo banging performed by you. Every scene has two angles, and (where applicable) there's the handy cum on cue button. There's a nice blooper real at the end that features Stacy having a very real orgasm while riding the sybian. nice.

Final Grade: B+ It was higher a few years ago when it first came out, but this disc is sitll good for a wank or two.

Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze

There's a lot to like about this DVD, but it's not perfect. The deficiences with the DVD are off-set by the mind-blowing sex and multiple real cumshots. I have to admit to some bias as I write this review, since Jenna is one of my all time favorite pornstars.

The Good: Jenna Haze gives some of the best head in the history of porn. She literally jerks a big load into her mouth during the blowjob scene, and it's obvious she's loving every minute of it. All the cumshots on this DVD are real, and during all the sex scenes you get your choice of cumming in her pussy or all over her body. Both ways to orgasm are equally hot, and Jenna usually tastes whatever cum ends up on her belly or back. The girl loves the taste of cum-or they are paying her a lot.



There's a lot of anal sex in this movie too, but the orgasm options are a bit more limited during anal. There aren't any cumshots in her pretty little butt, but asking for that would probably be a bit too greedy. A double-blowjob scene with Alektra Blue might rank up there as one of the all-time great virtual blowjobs ever. The usual naughty/nice mood selector during the double bj is replaced by the much more welcome "shut up and suck my dick/talk dirty to me." The entire DVD features two modes for fucking, slow and easy and fast and furious. I would have rather had slutty and more slutty, but it's OK. Jenna tends to spend too much time talking about how you are fucking her when a vignette starts up.

If there was ever a dirty little porn mouth made for porn, it's definately Jenna Haze. It's not just because she takes a load on those lips like a champ, it's because she's vocal, a priority on the interactive market.

The Bad: There is only one menu screen, so after everything you do you go back to the same screen. This is incredibly lame and gives the DVD a very amateurish feel when compared to something like the "My Plaything" series. I also found the images on the screen to be a bit grainy. Nothing horrible mind you, I just thought they could have been better.

I liked and disliked the strip-tease section of the disc. While it was fun to watch Jenna dress up as a schoolgirl, a dominatrix, and in lingerie, it would have been fun if she had talked to me during her striptease. Lots of music and no Jenna talking.

What you get: Multiple angles for every scene. Masturbation. Strip Tease. Cowgirl, doggie, mish. One of the best features of the disc is that you can have Jenna dress up in a few costums and fuck her in them. You only get her in the dominatrix outfit for mish for example, but you do get a bunch of extra cumshots and fucking. Really nice, I like the little touches that make things different. Currently the movie is being packaged with a bonus DVD full of Jenna scenes, very nice.

Final Grade: A- The loads of loads make up for the rather primitive user interface. Jenna is a perfect subject for an interactive dvd.