My Plaything: Stacy Valentine

For the past seven years Digital Sin's "My Plaything" series has been the gold standard in interactive porn. Each "Plaything" disc tends to feature a gorgeous A-level girl, superb photography, good audio, and lots of great sex. The Stacy Valentine edition was no exception. It's a little bit dated now, it was their third attempt, but it's still good for a yank or two.

The Good: Stacy. Stacy. Stacy. She's a hottie and a talker, and fucks like an energizer bunny. The masturbation scenes are especially good on this disc, with the dildo scene ending with "I want you to fuck me right now." I always liked that, these days the "Plaything" discs end the same way they start, to ensure continuous semi-seems real looping. After watching a girl cum on DVD, why I would I want to repeat the same scene? Having her tell me she wants to fuck is preferable. The interactive menus that introduce each segment (Tease, Masturbation, Please You/Please Me, Sex) are all a joy to watch, and Stacy warms you up nicely for all four.

The blowjob on this disc is great, though the guy blows a very tiny almost ignorable load. Would have been better to see a big load on her face, but at least she got some dribble on her face. The fucking is what makes this disc, it's fast and furious, and Stacy genuinely seems to enjoy herself. I especially preferred the "Scissors" posistion.

The Bad: If you are familiar with "My Plaything" you already know that all the cumshots, with the exception of one oral one, are all digitally faked. This one is no exception. Making things worse on this disc is that Stacy or her stud have to rip the condom he's wearing off before spraying digital jizz. Lame. The opening menu is also completely silent, no music, no talking, kind of creepy.

I've always found the whole "Do You Do Me" feature on the "Plaything" discs stupid. Most guys don't sit below their girlfriend's banging them with a dildo. I'd love to see some extra sex inserted in there instead. For those of you who love anal, that's not on this disc either.

What you get: Tease/Strip show. masturbation-fingers, sybian, dildo. Sex-mish, cowgirl, rev. cowgirl, scissors, doggie. There's also simulated pussy eating, and some fingering/dildo banging performed by you. Every scene has two angles, and (where applicable) there's the handy cum on cue button. There's a nice blooper real at the end that features Stacy having a very real orgasm while riding the sybian. nice.

Final Grade: B+ It was higher a few years ago when it first came out, but this disc is sitll good for a wank or two.

Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze

There's a lot to like about this DVD, but it's not perfect. The deficiences with the DVD are off-set by the mind-blowing sex and multiple real cumshots. I have to admit to some bias as I write this review, since Jenna is one of my all time favorite pornstars.

The Good: Jenna Haze gives some of the best head in the history of porn. She literally jerks a big load into her mouth during the blowjob scene, and it's obvious she's loving every minute of it. All the cumshots on this DVD are real, and during all the sex scenes you get your choice of cumming in her pussy or all over her body. Both ways to orgasm are equally hot, and Jenna usually tastes whatever cum ends up on her belly or back. The girl loves the taste of cum-or they are paying her a lot.



There's a lot of anal sex in this movie too, but the orgasm options are a bit more limited during anal. There aren't any cumshots in her pretty little butt, but asking for that would probably be a bit too greedy. A double-blowjob scene with Alektra Blue might rank up there as one of the all-time great virtual blowjobs ever. The usual naughty/nice mood selector during the double bj is replaced by the much more welcome "shut up and suck my dick/talk dirty to me." The entire DVD features two modes for fucking, slow and easy and fast and furious. I would have rather had slutty and more slutty, but it's OK. Jenna tends to spend too much time talking about how you are fucking her when a vignette starts up.

If there was ever a dirty little porn mouth made for porn, it's definately Jenna Haze. It's not just because she takes a load on those lips like a champ, it's because she's vocal, a priority on the interactive market.

The Bad: There is only one menu screen, so after everything you do you go back to the same screen. This is incredibly lame and gives the DVD a very amateurish feel when compared to something like the "My Plaything" series. I also found the images on the screen to be a bit grainy. Nothing horrible mind you, I just thought they could have been better.

I liked and disliked the strip-tease section of the disc. While it was fun to watch Jenna dress up as a schoolgirl, a dominatrix, and in lingerie, it would have been fun if she had talked to me during her striptease. Lots of music and no Jenna talking.

What you get: Multiple angles for every scene. Masturbation. Strip Tease. Cowgirl, doggie, mish. One of the best features of the disc is that you can have Jenna dress up in a few costums and fuck her in them. You only get her in the dominatrix outfit for mish for example, but you do get a bunch of extra cumshots and fucking. Really nice, I like the little touches that make things different. Currently the movie is being packaged with a bonus DVD full of Jenna scenes, very nice.

Final Grade: A- The loads of loads make up for the rather primitive user interface. Jenna is a perfect subject for an interactive dvd.